Blessed Are the Cheese Makers

zesty guy

One Million Moms is (are?) at it again. This time the bible-thumping K-Mart lizards are upset over a Kraft ad featuring a hunky picnic enthusiast named “Zesty Guy”. From their press release:

“Last week’s issue of People Magazine had the most disgusting ad on the inside front cover that we have ever seen Kraft produce. A full 2-page ad features a n*ked man lying on a picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely covering his g*nitals”

They’re exaggerating when they say “most disgusting”. Remember the one where Andy Griffin was wearing the strap-on made of cheese? Because somebody needs to think of the children, I haven’t posted the ad, but you can click the link to view the ad here. (Zesty Guy, not Andy Griffin)

I’m glad my wife didn’t turn into a fucking moron after becoming a mother. She only gets outraged when the “Ula Ula” ad plays. Rightly so. Just try and get this out of your head…


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