It’s 3:00AM. You’re lying in bed, asleep. You feel comfortable. The sheets are warm, your pillow is soft. You have another four hours before you need to wake up for work. Your wife is next to you, her hair like strands of woven gold drape across her pillow in the moonlight. And you’re dreaming. And they’re good dreams. The kind where you drift into peaceful solitude, and the world is a safe and wonderful place where nothing can harm you.
But did you eat a banana today? …No? …. Okay.
It’s 3:01AM. You’re lying in bed, asleep. When all of the sudden…
Leg cramps in the middle of the night. Discuss.