MARC WEBB TO DIRECT SOME MOVIE
Paraphrased from Deadline Hollywood:
“Marc Webb, the guy who did some summer movie that came out last year will do the next part of those movies about that pansy kid who gets bit by a spider, and supposedly it’ll come out in a couple years, at least that’s what they said.”
If you ask me it’s just a way for a bunch of cigar-smoking fat cats to take some comic book and turn it into the next Twilight movie. They’ll probably cast that little twat that was in all those high school musical movies.
But that’s not all…
PARAMOUNT FINDS FALL GUY FOR CYNICAL PARANORMAL SEQUEL
Paraphrased from THR:
“Some studio has hired that snuff movie guy to do the sequel to that one flick where that chick gets dragged out of bed because I guess it made a bunch of money. People who know what’s going on are saying that the studio probably just thinks people will go see it because the first one was so big but it’ll probably suck monkey turd like that second blair witch movie.”
Why don’t they make a sequel to a really kick-ass horror movie, or make a movie out of a really bad-ass metal song like “The Trooper” or “Four Horsemen”?