My fellow patriots, today we stand upon the brink of absolute destruction. We have fought like hell these last few months, and we may still have some fight left in us, but at this moment the government refuses to listen to what the majority of this country wants and voted for back when the majority voted for it. Today Harry Reid will try to capture the 60 votes he needs to bring this rotten Obamacare bill to the floor of the Senate for debate. We cannot let that happen. Expanding health coverage in this country is not only socialist, satanist, communist, atheist, nazi-inspired, and reminiscent of kicking a puppy, but the Obamacare bill will open a hell dimension through which nightmarish apparitions of fire will wreak havoc upon freedom as winged demons swoop down upon our churches dropping gay literature. They will trick us with clever deals and fiddle competitions.
This hell dimension needs only sixty votes to open a “hell portal” through which its army of ghouls and imps can cross over the ethereal divide into our universe. These creatures, led by goat-legged masters carrying bifurcated whips of fire, would presumably tear into our flesh and drink our blood while turning our children on rotisserie wheels over open flames. The sky will choke on the ashes of American flags and the seas will boil, running red with the blood of the unborn. A million years of darkness will follow as Baphomet and his minions unleash pandemonium in which mothers would sooner smash their babies against jagged rocks than allow them to be subject to the woe of hell’s suffering. But worst of all they could raise taxes.
As patriots, it’s the responsibility of us real Americans to do what’s in the nation’s best interests even if others disagree with us because our values are righteous and they are elitists. Health Care Reform has always been in Satan’s bag of tricks with its promise of cheaper premiums and gastric bypass surgeries. But the moment this bill is signed America will forever be destroyed. The enemy on the other side has gathered in “Pandemonium Circle” and is preparing for the first of its creatures to be sent across the River Styx and through the hell portal. All reports indicate that the first interdimensional traveler may take the form of a liberty-scorching hydra which would appear directly before the Washington Monument to begin feasting upon unchaste women and single mothers and calling for cap and trade taxes. Make no mistake about it; this is exactly what will happen if somebody doesn’t do something.
America is about to be squashed under satan’s jackboot and the dumbocrats and Obama couldn’t be happier with their Che Gueverra leaders blasting rock music and giving away candy to moochers.
I’m again going to have to encourage all of the people in the United States of America to prepare as best they can to defend their liberty.
Lock and load. Get ready to kill the beasts that are taking away your freedom. This is not a political game as is being portrayed by the media. This is your future and your children’s future.
PREPARE TO FIGHT THE INTERDIMENSIONAL HELL ARMY WITH HOLY WATER, AIM FOR THE SMALL OF THEIR BACK IT APPEARS TO BE THEIR WEAK SPOT
The cost of implementing the programs that the current administration is pushing through YOUR Congress is unsustainable, and will bankrupt this country and our society.
The loss of freedom is priceless.
I REBUKE THEE OBAMA IN THE NAME OF CHRIST OF NAZARETH AND OF THE ONE AND TRUE GOD OF ISRAEL...Do not accept this takeover by the Leftists that dominate our government now. Resist by all and any means. If that means revolution, the SO BE IT.
END THIS TYRANNY
COBRA, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
[UPDATE: THE SENATE HAS JUST VOTED TO ALLOW SATAN’S SOCIALIST SCUM TO BRING THEIR DEBATE TO THE FLOOR! THE DIMENSION IS OPENING!!! SEEK SHELTER, PROTECT THE BOOK. TO THE DEADITES!!!!]