Bad Query Letters – “T-REX VS. A FUCKING NINJA ARMY” November 4, 2009 by K.G. SHAREShareClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Like Loading... Related
I know, I was just thinking…this sounds like something I just had a hand in writing. And let it be said that “To The White Sea” barely has any dialogue either. Reply
For sheer audacity and, to be honest, an inarguable point, I give this query letter a 10 out of 10. Reply
Sydney Briar Is Alive 
Why is this a “bad” query letter?
This sounds fucking awesome.
It sounds like the final act of the script I worte with roger. You damned Horsethief!
I’d watch that. It’s like giant shark vs mega octopus but potentially even awesomer
I know, I was just thinking…this sounds like something I just had a hand in writing.
And let it be said that “To The White Sea” barely has any dialogue either.
I hope Michael Bay reads this blog!
“The fight for 160 pages and lets be honest, you’d probably watch them fight for 200.” lol
For sheer audacity and, to be honest, an inarguable point, I give this query letter a 10 out of 10.