Bad Query Letters – “THE MAN WHO CUMS TEARS”

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Today class, we have a very special guest contribution to the proud halls of the bad query. Please welcome Roger Balfour & Herschel Gordon Rabiniwitz who are hoping to sell their work, THE MAN WHO CUMS TEARS. Please Enjoy!

THEMANWHOCUMSTEARS

21 thoughts on “Bad Query Letters – “THE MAN WHO CUMS TEARS”

  1. SENSITIVE MAN
    That’s it, you’re making it happier… Just a little more. Oh my gawd is that getting happy…

    SENSITIVE WOMAN
    Are you sure this is how to make your penis stop crying?

    SENSITIVE MAN
    OH HELL YES THIS IS THE WAY OH YEAH DON’T STOP!!!

    There’s people in Chatsworth who’d pay for this idea. Not a lot, but the point is they’d pay. Which is either sad or great depending on whether you hold any hope for humanity.

  2. I am an artist not a fucking pornographer.

    This is like Yom Kipper all over again. The rejection. The shame.

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