100 Worst Films of the Decade

Number 1? Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.

From RottenTomatoes, courtesy of  CNN:

“Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever” had few fans upon its release in 2002. The $70 million movie, starring Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu, was a box office failure, making just $14.3 million domestically and less than $6 million overseas.

And critics were scathing. “A career low for both Liu and Banderas,” said Empire magazine. “Ecks this one off your must-see list,” wrote the New York Post’s Lou Lumenick.

But, seven years after its release, “Ecks” can now claim one honor: It’s the worst movie of the decade, according to RottenTomatoes.com, the movie review aggregator site.

I call bullshit. Battlefield Earth is only listed at #27. Not even close to the top ten. And I would rather watch my lovely wife devoured by wolves while having drops of vinegar placed into my eyes than see that awful, awful movie again.

"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango." - Actual Dialogue

"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango." - Actual Dialogue

RiffTrax offers a hilarious helping of audio commentary that I would recommend purchasing if you absolutely have to see John Travolta as a 9-foot tall Jamaican spaceman.

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