Kanye West Is A Cunt

FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

Surprise! Mediocre hip-hop has-been Kanye West pulls another one of his legendary spastic outbursts. It’s difficult to keep track of all his butthurt bedwetting, but this may be the third or fourth time he’s ruined an awards show. If he is, as he claims, the “voice of this generation” then a lot of us are fucked come retirement.

I’ve never liked Kanye West. I think he’s a desperate hack who, for a while, was very good at tricking people into thinking he had talent by putting on a pseudo-intellectual front that mixed fake activism with a child’s grasp of complex issues. He is, after all, the douchebag who said he never reads books, then proceeded to publish a book of “Kanye wisdom” which read like something that gets passed around a community college writing class by that albino kid with the trust fund who just discovered Bob Marley three days prior. If Kanye West ever had an original thought in that big-ass ten gallon head of his it would die of loneliness.

But a look at some of his insane ramblings blog posts reveals something worse than just a desperate hack who knows his clock has run down, it reveals a delusional clown who spouts amateurish gibberish into the great void of Kanyeville. He’s either very drunk, extremely autistic, or both. When the stars do align and Kanye is able to connect the dots in his head to form a mental object, even if it’s just that he likes cheeseburgers, he gotta TELLL THA HOLE WERLD WUT KANYE JUS FIGURE OUT IN ALLCAPS!11111

I’m starting to think that maybe those ridiculous shutter-shades he wears are like the glasses in They Live. But instead of revealing secret propaghanda from the alien underground, they just make everything say “You da man, Kanye!”

And why shouldn’t they? He’s the genius who wrote this little gem:

“She don’t believe in shooting stars, but she believes in shoes and cars”

I think I saw a rhyme like that written in crayon and surrounded by sparkle paints once. Is it any wonder that his mom died of shame?

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