H1N1 – You Sunk My Battleship!

Report: Swine flu could cause up to 90,000 U.S. deaths

“The H1N1 virus, commonly known as swine flu virus, could infect between 30 percent and 50 percent of the American population during the fall and winter and lead to as many as 1.8 million U.S. hospital admissions, the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology reported.

The report says 30,000 to 90,000 deaths are projected as part of a “plausible scenario” involving large outbreaks at schools, inadequate antiviral supplies and the virus peaking before vaccinations have time to be effective.”

I’ve been saying it for years now; God will send pigs of wrath to punish us for our continued acceptance of homosexuals into society. Those of us who are “left behind” will be forced to wear the armor of God and do battle against the devil’s minions…or we’ll just throw a bar-b-que and listen to Slayer, cuz fuckit, all the nutjobs will be in Narnia hugging their silly messiah.

I personally will be refusing the vaccine. Not because I believe in any of the phony-balogne conspiracy claims, but because I could really use a week off work.

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